Blog WAR

If my rantings on musical blasphemy aren't enough conflict for you, the blog of all blog wars has begun between my #1 BFF and myself. Though he may present some sort of challenge I have confidence that I shall come out as the winner of each and every entry. There has been some misgivings about how this conflict originally began. Though he may have impregnated me with Satan's offspring, I believe the issue started in the recovery room after his unfortunate accidental sex change. He couldn't seem to find humor in having his genitals removed instead of his tonsils. His lack of regard for this amusing situation forced me to start the blog war, as a means to help him cope with the loss. Though I may hold some sympathy, I will crush him. Let it begin... And one more thing...who the hell is Ben Goots?